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Hello boners I'm Martha and I am very lactose intolerant but that does not stop me from eating ice cream.
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longcatislooooong:

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longcatislooooong:

örökélet

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dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.


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gay4perrie:

"remember when u"

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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

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gookgod:

ceasepool:

someone stop this man

how is he even alive


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